Well, as it turns out, there’s no ranch dressing here. A Ranch Water cocktail’s basic recipe is tequila, lime, and seltzer ...

So, my apologies, Brody, but I don't think I will be tangoing with these tequila seltzers any time soon. Have you heard of ranch water ... box includes Original, Spicy, Rio Red Grapefruit ...

Of course, there are a wide array of flavors and even spiked versions available at retailers, but for unflavored bubbles, how do you know if it’s seltzer ... water in simple drinks like Ranch ...